vulcannic:

If this post gets 15k notes before september then I’ll wear my starfleet gold command shirt for my school picture

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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bleep0bleep:

wolftraps:

coyfoxy:


#the one where everyone goes to lydia’s lakehouse for the weekend and derek turns out to be a douchey older brother at heart#he pushes scott in and then grabs malia around the waist and cannon balls into the water before shaking off like a big sexy dog so everyone sitting on the dock too afraid to take the plunge is soaking wet#fuck you derek even when you’re being fun you’re still a dick [x]


#teen wolf #derek hale #I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE THIS #omg I can picture this ahaha #that smug grin would come back #BUT THINK OF HOW FAR HE COULD TOSS THEM #kira would be like omg throw me next THROW ME NEXT #derek and scott team up to throw stiles in #but stiles throws himself in before they can catch him #lydia says she will murder anyone who ruins her hair #malia and kira #play chicken #with scott and stiles #I just need this so much?? (via daunt)

and then around 4 everyone is sunburned and the water in their bottles is all lukewarm and they’re body-tired from swimming and they’re ready to walk back but they can’t find Derek or Stiles Then someone spies them at the end of the dock Stiles with his back to them and Derek holding the dock edge they look like they’re hugging but there’s this movement and Stiles starts making these low agonized sounds and Derek’s arm is straining as he holds on for traction and everybody is like aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and goes back up to the house to get away from those assholes I just want Derek to be a smug jackass all day adonis beautiful and hairy-chested in his swim trunks wrestling everyone into the water and then getting inside Stiles where it’s all warm and tight fucking him into the edge of the dock in the mountain cold water just taking out the last of that feral energy deep in the teens ripe body (via halfhardtorock)

bleep0bleep:

wolftraps:

coyfoxy:

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and then around 4 everyone is sunburned and the water in their bottles is all lukewarm and they’re body-tired from swimming and they’re ready to walk back but they can’t find Derek or Stiles Then someone spies them at the end of the dock Stiles with his back to them and Derek holding the dock edge they look like they’re hugging but there’s this movement and Stiles starts making these low agonized sounds and Derek’s arm is straining as he holds on for traction and everybody is like aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and goes back up to the house to get away from those assholes I just want Derek to be a smug jackass all day adonis beautiful and hairy-chested in his swim trunks wrestling everyone into the water and then getting inside Stiles where it’s all warm and tight fucking him into the edge of the dock in the mountain cold water just taking out the last of that feral energy deep in the teens ripe body (via halfhardtorock)

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projectscastorandleda:

proxyjackspicer:

am i the only one who finds it funny and kinda cute when evan/habit trys to choke someone who is standing up

like

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i don’t think it’s going to work man but good try 

but then it’s like

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someone learned

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BECOME SAD

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iraya:

seadeepspaceontheside:

Honestly. I am not ready for the Third Movie. This is why I make these.

Ç

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hiddenparadise23:

So the fandom ships Draco with Harry and Hermione

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With an apple

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But Tom ships himself with Rupert

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captbexx:

Draco’s sectret hobby: BAKING! ;P
Here you go the-almighty-me-called-jojo! :D I hope you like it!

captbexx:

Draco’s sectret hobby: BAKING! ;P

Here you go

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

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owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

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i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

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morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

(via irene-sherlocked-adler)

captain-snark:

"You made pasta?"

*dramatic zoom/pause*

"And meatballs"

"Did you take out the trash?"

*dramatic zoom*

"And the recycling"

"Derek this has to stop."

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morgan-leigh:

tomato-greens:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

Just putting out there that bald eagles are no longer endangered! And are actually multiplying at a, well, fairly impressive rate - they are now categorized as “least concern.”

NICE GOIN’, STEVE.

what an important post.

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midstorm:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

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Except no ones dies.

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